The list.

My checklist that inevitably keeps me single despite my unparalleled levels of amazing.

1)They have to be tall. I think just about every woman wants a man taller than themselves, except the...exception of course. I think there is a feeling about tall men that make women feel...secure in a way. Who knows. I like them tall...or well taller than me.
2)EDUCATED. INFORMED. INTELLIGENT. What woman wants an IGNORANT man? No woman. I'm not asking that you graduate from an Ivy League school, but...just know something about whats going on in the world. Think beyond and reach for far.
3)Be about something. I know some people who are about partying, drinking, sex, and the fast life. That's it. Monday through Sunday, you could guess what their week consisted of. But...doesn't that get old though? One could only imagine. Doing something day by day...week by week...would easily get old, VERY quickly. Start a business, have a goal in life. Aspire to do more in life rather than to just stay within the boundaries of the city you grew up in.
4)Fit. Body rather than no body IS ALWAYS BETTER. ALWAYS.
5)Sense of humor. They say that you extend your life by more than 64.21% everytime you laugh. I love to laugh. LOVE. to laugh. the funnier you are, you keep me around longer.
6)Just...HONEST. and REAL. No need to lie. No need to brag about something you don't have. No need to make up excuses. Believe me, you never want to be "fraud."
7)You are making your own money. We are grown. I hope you have a job.
8)Some sort of relationship with God. You may not go to church every Sunday like you originally planned, you may not pray everynight. It's okay, as long as you know him.
9)You must have a CAR. NO exceptions.
10)Good Style. Style. Style. If you can dress...you got in the bag. Ok, not really. Big big ups though for that.
11)GREAT CONVERSATION. Important. If you cannot hold a decent converstation, just go ahead and scratch your name off the list. I get bored very easily, and if I get bored talking to you...sorry buddy. Learn some efficent communication skills.
12)& they gotta be cute. what first attracts? appearances. lets be real.
13)LASTLY. SINGLE. If you got a girl...why are you talking to me? Why...why are you trying to be friends when we both know what your really up to. Let's not get CAUGHT UP NOW.

I'm not saying that every man that approaches me has to meet this requirements...but this is just simply a list of all of my wants. A list that makes up my perfect man.

good day.